Mini Monday is a joke

I’m really aggravated with the local marijuana dispensary in town. Thankfully, this town has more than one marijuana dispensary. Unfortunately, this particular dispensary is the one with the best prices and the best selection. Every Monday, they offer popcorn bud strains at a discount price. These popcorn bud strains are known as minis. Everyone knows that Monday is Mini Monday and the parking lot fills up an hour before the door opens. I was in line when they opened the doors on Monday, and they were already out of stock of one of the strains. Apparently they let people start ordering online at 6 am. If everyone can preorder, then there is no reason to show up at the building an hour early. I let the budtender and manager of the marijuana dispensary know that I was disgusted by the lack of product in the store. They only had two other marijuana flower strains and both of them were Indica. I can’t use indica marijuana during the day because it makes me feel very tired and sleepy. I need to get work completed at home and that requires a sativa or hybrid. I had to drive to the other side of town and go to a marijuana dispensary that has higher prices. At least they had a huge selection of top-shelf flower. I got a nice sativa called Strawberry Fields that is 20.6% THC. That’s pretty high for a sativa dominant strain. Next week, I will set an alarm so I can wake up and place my online order. I’ll never waste my time by waiting in line again.

 

 

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